Maar daala...!!!

Its time to reveal the crazy ideas that our luttapi has. She is my roomie and hence there is no way that I will miss any of her pranks. And she is also very ‘intelligent’ that she comes and tells me all her bloopers. She loves animals very much that if she is offered a job in a zoo she will surely quit this job (but my only doubt is whether the animals will quit )
Here comes the story that she herself revealed (poor thing, may not have thought that it was to “ME’ that she was telling). She used to visit her grandparents during every vacation with her cousins . During their stay there (which was a joy for her and obviously a terror for her grandparents!!!)they used to play with the kitten which was the uninvited guest there for the past few days. She usually fought with her cousins on the ownership of the kitten (just imagine the pathetic situation of it..to have luttapi as the mistress..Oh ..no!!!) Finally it was time to go back as her vacation was getting over..” If I go home, my cousins will get the kitten for themselves..Hmm..what should I do ? “She spend hours thinking of what to do with the kitten..and…”Idea! I’ll hide the kitten so that when I come back for next vacation I can play with it”. Yes, it is a good idea, isn’t it? (Who said she doesn’t have brains? Hmm…lets wait till the end to finalise)
It was time for her to search for a good hiding place for the kitten. In a big house like that it wasn’t a difficulty to find an appropriate location. Eureka!! The cellar was the best option which was filled with large airtight earthern jars. She carefully took a jar and opened its lid and told the cat a bye (eithout knowing that it was their final bye) and led the kitten into it. She closed the lid tightly and put 2-3 bricks on the lid wih a great satisfaction that now no one will find the kitten (Hope you have finalized about her brains..)

Now going into office days:- She went and collected her first coffee mug on a fine Friday afternoon. On the same day even without using that mug atleast once, she bought it to the hostel and kept it carefully in her shelf. On Monday morning on the way to office the mug fell down and broke. Poor luttapi, she was very gloomy for the whole day coz the mug broke even before she used it once. Then on the next day, when she went to attend a meeting in the conference hall she spotted a coffee mug on the table. The thief in her had arose but the angel in her subsided it; just then her teammate told her “Hey, u lost ur cup, right? So take that cup. There is no probs” Hearing this the naughty thief in her won the battle between the right and wrong. She took the cup and kept it in her drawer. Now the old gloomy luttapi was gone forever and the cheerful luttapi returned. “Now, I have to drink coffee in it before anything happens to this cup” ..she thought at the coffee time. While taking the coffee she heard two people talking
First person : Mera cup missing hai yaar
Second : wo missing nahi hai na, chori ho gaya hai na?
First: ha, wo bhi thik hai, chori ho gaya hai
Hearing this fear began to creep up our luttapi. She quickly walked away from there. So friends, if your coffee mug is missing then BEWARE !!! She has come there before you..