Secret of hyd_mallu's voice??

On popular demand and special requests from kerala_smile and luttapi, this blog is dedicated to the lanky hyd_mallu - the thoroughbred 'gosai' who claims 2 b a mallu.. He is definitely one of the more colorful characters of our FLP batch. Though he is fluent in 4 languages, he is modest n doesnt show off( remember the phrases of kerala_smile like " boss, vaha se nere jayiyega.." put up with his limited knowledge in hindi n english..). however its exactly this that makes our hero the ridicule of his mallu frnz..

hwever he makes up 4 his talent in languages with his natural absentmindedness.. his roommates claim that his absentmindedness is legendary.. theres a story doing the rounds that is often repeated by thalaivar.. now it so happened that 2 of his engg collegemates had come-a-visiting.. now as is common knowledge, thalaivar n our hero had done their btech 2gether n so went 2 the visitor's lobby 2 recieve their friends.. now our hero's weakness started acting up.. poor boy.. though he managed 2 remember the nickname of 1 of his frnds, he couldnt get hold of the name of the 2nd guy. now he had called up a few of his batchmates into the lobby. the problem was, he couldnt very well ask his friend's name( n that 2 a classmate of 4 years..) in front of every1 else.. but his natural resourcefulness n a slice of luck saw him through the situation.. the guys introduced himself as anoop to 1 of us.. so, that took care of getting the guy's name and then it was our hero's show all the way from there.. after introducing his close friend 2 every1 else and chatting up with him 4 some time, they departed. now comes the interesting part.. they happened 2 meet another of their classmates later in the day..( as u know any informal or formal surveyor will tell u that over 70% of mallus in pune are from around palakkad..) so this guy tells our hero n thalaivar that classmate nicknamed 'pakru' happens 2 b in pune that day.. excited by seeing yet another classmate our hero goes overboard and makes a big deal of wanting 2 meet him.( i was told later by a reliable source that this is a std procedure 4 him.. often the name registers in his mind and its only later that he finds out who the person concerned was..) however even thalaivar who is so used 2 our hero's ways was shell shocked by this performance.. it just so happened that the anoop whom he introduced 2 others was nicknamed pakru!! so the next time he meets u n says "hello machu, enganundu jeevitham..?" just try 2 find out if he really recognised u..

During the FLP, we used to wait for the coffee break so that we could rush out of the class. Usually hyd_mallu, thalaivar and myself go together.Hyd_mallu used to drink coffee often from the vending machine during his office hours, he had also seen the staff filling the tea, coffee, sugar powders and all into the machine and keeping them back in the cupboard below. When they all were at their hostel, thalaivar and sonnatta had even told him that if we bring noodles, we have to just add salt and hot water from the vending machine to get delicious yummy noodles!!! One fine evening, when he was alone, he thought of gargling with salt water as he had a throat pain. For that he needed salt, the only way he could get it is from the cupboard just below the vending machine from which the staff kept all the powders.Hyd_mallu went to the cupboard, took the salt and added it to a cup of water, and gargled lavishly!!!!!!! Omigosh!!! he felt some distaste and it only took a minute for him to realise that what he added as salt was bleaching powder...
For all of us, "boost is the secret of my energy"
but for him "bleaching powder is the secret of my energy"

well so much 4 the day.. so let the comments n barbs start pouring in..
[i will be indebted 2 thalaivar 4 his accurate n detailed description of events]